If you love someone, set her free..... The various takes on the original ...
Original Quote
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
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The New Versions…
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was...
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Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
___________________________________________
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
___________________________________________
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time
forget her.
___________________________________________
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ...
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Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back,
and if you love her still,
set her free again,........ repeat
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C++ Programmer:
If(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
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Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
___________________________________________
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that...
___________________________________________
Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
___________________________________________
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
___________________________________________
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you,
the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
___________________________________________
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
___________________________________________
Over possessive person
If you love someone
don't set her free.
___________________________________________
HR specialist
If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.
___________________________________________
MBA
If you love someone
set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously.
___________________________________________
Psychologist
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
___________________________________________
Somnambulist
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
___________________________________________
ERP functional expert
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis.
___________________________________________
Finance expert
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
___________________________________________
Marketing Specialist
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market.
Original Quote
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
___________________________________________
The New Versions…
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was...
___________________________________________
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
___________________________________________
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
___________________________________________
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time
forget her.
___________________________________________
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ...
___________________________________________
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back,
and if you love her still,
set her free again,........ repeat
___________________________________________
C++ Programmer:
If(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
___________________________________________
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
___________________________________________
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that...
___________________________________________
Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
___________________________________________
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
___________________________________________
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you,
the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
___________________________________________
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
___________________________________________
Over possessive person
If you love someone
don't set her free.
___________________________________________
HR specialist
If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.
___________________________________________
MBA
If you love someone
set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously.
___________________________________________
Psychologist
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
___________________________________________
Somnambulist
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
___________________________________________
ERP functional expert
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis.
___________________________________________
Finance expert
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
___________________________________________
Marketing Specialist
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market.
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